Favorite Twitter Posts

JTk — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 14:54:58 +0000

Not to be confused with the seminal What I think I think series, these are what I think are the best things I’ve posted on twitter and the kind of random, iconoclastic goodness you can expect if you follow me….

I don’t have anything against ms. Sotomayor but I think if you want to seat her you should have to replace Scalia with a Buddhist.
There has to be a mathematical formula that can show the percentage of time a NBA star gets a call proportional to his magnitude.
Billups is a really good player, but I just can’t imagine a stadium chanting Chauncey, Chauncey, Chauncey…
Why are the clients that drive you crazy asking “are we there yet” the same ones that take forever 2 pay the balance when you’re finished?
The Ed Show makes me long for “Tucker”. When Tucker Carlson is a better talk show host then you, you need to re-evaluate.
Man, adding that 3rd color is like adding the 4th chord….
#Netfilx – I hope u r listening – not only did u just lose a customer u lost an un-paid evangelist. netfilx + silverlight = suxor
Olbermann is a bad ass, Hannity, errrrr, not so much: http://tinyurl.com/cmjvsn If (were_kids) then hannity = “bawk-bawk-bawk”
I’m not gay or black but it surprises me how many African American’s think “separate but equal” is appropriate for gay rights.
If the Republicans were really only about limited government, individual responsibility and economic freedom I would be one.
Don’t believe that Republicans want the govt out of your life – they just want to insert govt somewhere *else* in your life.
Once one becomes established, the biggest trick is figuring out which clients one should *not* take on.
A client changed a 1em line-height to a .1em and then was mad because his WordPress theme was broken…
Energy and transportation are perfectly feasible in a voluntary society. Government is force.
For the record, vegetarian chinese and mexican is just as good as regular chinese and mexican…
I should have a Teevee show. Joe Scarborough has one, how hard can it be?
Next time someone says something like “I don’t know where you find the time” ask them how much teevee they watch.
You have to love clients…. Verbatim quote from a client this morning: “It’s been great working with you. So far.
The Obama administration is arguing that the U.S. can never be sued for spying. Take a bow for the new revolution.
What the first lady is wearing is not news and if that is what you are reporting on you are not a journalist.
A company to big to fail is too big period. Failure is part of the capitalist system, if you don’t allow failure you don’t have capitalism.
My Fellow Americans: Neither you, I, or that other brother has a “right” not to be offended. Get over yourselves.
Here you go – my new official slogan: It’s not Red vs. Blue, It’s the State vs. You.
If you are using twitter like a mass mail app you are doing it wrong.
#262626 is the new #000000
1st rule of life – the only constant is change. 2nd rule of life – don’t be a douche-bag.
Good country is just as good as good blues which is just as good as good rock which is just as good as good funk which is..
Every December Romo chokes like a Linda Lovelace wanna be.8:08 PM Dec 28th, 2008 from web in reply to samblak
After thanksgiving still full, getting back to work holiday Haiku
How could NBC’s Football night in America have possibly come up with a more annoying theme song then MNF’s Hank William Jr’s

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