Not to be confused with the seminal What I think I think series, these are what I think are the best things I’ve posted on twitter and the kind of random, iconoclastic goodness you can expect if you follow me….

• I don’t have anything against ms. Sotomayor but I think if you want to seat her you should have to replace Scalia with a Buddhist.
• There has to be a mathematical formula that can show the percentage of time a NBA star gets a call proportional to his magnitude.
• Billups is a really good player, but I just can’t imagine a stadium chanting Chauncey, Chauncey, Chauncey…
• Why are the clients that drive you crazy asking “are we there yet” the same ones that take forever 2 pay the balance when you’re finished?
• The Ed Show makes me long for “Tucker”. When Tucker Carlson is a better talk show host then you, you need to re-evaluate.
• Man, adding that 3rd color is like adding the 4th chord….
• #Netfilx – I hope u r listening – not only did u just lose a customer u lost an un-paid evangelist. netfilx + silverlight = suxor
• Olbermann is a bad ass, Hannity, errrrr, not so much: http://tinyurl.com/cmjvsn If (were_kids) then hannity = “bawk-bawk-bawk”
• I’m not gay or black but it surprises me how many African American’s think “separate but equal” is appropriate for gay rights.
• If the Republicans were really only about limited government, individual responsibility and economic freedom I would be one.
• Don’t believe that Republicans want the govt out of your life – they just want to insert govt somewhere *else* in your life.
• Once one becomes established, the biggest trick is figuring out which clients one should *not* take on.
• A client changed a 1em line-height to a .1em and then was mad because his WordPress theme was broken…
• Energy and transportation are perfectly feasible in a voluntary society. Government is force.
• For the record, vegetarian chinese and mexican is just as good as regular chinese and mexican…
• I should have a Teevee show. Joe Scarborough has one, how hard can it be?
• Next time someone says something like “I don’t know where you find the time” ask them how much teevee they watch.
• You have to love clients…. Verbatim quote from a client this morning: “It’s been great working with you. So far.
• The Obama administration is arguing that the U.S. can never be sued for spying. Take a bow for the new revolution.
• What the first lady is wearing is not news and if that is what you are reporting on you are not a journalist.
• A company to big to fail is too big period. Failure is part of the capitalist system, if you don’t allow failure you don’t have capitalism.
• My Fellow Americans: Neither you, I, or that other brother has a “right” not to be offended. Get over yourselves.
• Here you go – my new official slogan: It’s not Red vs. Blue, It’s the State vs. You.
• If you are using twitter like a mass mail app you are doing it wrong.
• #262626 is the new #000000
• 1st rule of life – the only constant is change. 2nd rule of life – don’t be a douche-bag.
• Good country is just as good as good blues which is just as good as good rock which is just as good as good funk which is..
• Every December Romo chokes like a Linda Lovelace wanna be.8:08 PM Dec 28th, 2008 from web in reply to samblak
• After thanksgiving still full, getting back to work holiday Haiku
• How could NBC’s Football night in America have possibly come up with a more annoying theme song then MNF’s Hank William Jr’s