After watching the first round of the republicrats debates I thought that it was time to offer a report card of these presidential wanna-bee’s:
A+ Ron Paul
Obviously this guy should be the next president – how different would this country be if we elected a principled man? We’ll never know unless we elect Dr. Paul.
A Mike Gravel
The only candidate that has ever ended a war.
B Dennis Kucinich
Ending the drug war is good, wealth re-distribution is bad. But he has a hot young wife….
B- Joe Biden
Only gets this good a grade because of his pithy answer about running his mouth, and because he looks good compared to the rest of the stiffs.
C+ Bill Richardson
Pro gun, legalized medical marijuana, effective governor, experienced in foreign relations – had a bad night at the debate – does he need a hearing aide?
C Mike Huckabee
I like this cat despite his bible bashing, seems like a good guy -but Mike, religion does not equal morals. And no matter how likeable, how you gonna vote for someone that does not beleive in evolution?
C- Barack Obama
Seemed a little tentative, but I can see why he is building a buzz.
C- Tom Tancredo
He’s a bit of a whacko, but that fun kind of whacko that you want to keep listening too.
C- John Edwards
Not bad, even steven, but not exciting. I keep waiting for him to catch fire, I think it’s gonna happen before it is all over.
D+ Mitt Romney
Only flip flopped occasionally in the debate, his hair was perfect.
D+ Chris Dodd
Oh, yeah, he was there wasn’t he.
D+ John McCain
If you like that Popeye in the headlights look then I guess you could give him a higher grade.
D Rudy Giuliani
Tried his best to seem like he was interested in dominating womens reproductive rights, but couldn’t quite pull it off – but at least he didn’t seem like a total fascist.
D- Jim Gilmore
Better then the guys with F’s….
F Tommy Thompson and Duncan Hunter
Come on, what are these guys even doing on the stage?
F- Sam Brownback and Hillary Clinton
The Daily Links says: “Sam Brownback – just as bad as Hillary Clinton”
